Date Night China: Would You Eat a Burger Off Your Date?
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This article comes from Date Night China (WeChat ID: datenightchina), a media platform and events organization that shares stories about dating and relationships in China. To learn more about upcoming events and connect with others in the DNC community, add co-host Rachel to join their WeChat group: rachelweiss22
The lovely Date Night China community has opened up to share with us their delicious kinks when it comes to all things edible. Often in sex, it’s required to put things in your mouth, but not always do you swallow... wink wink.
We had so many people respond to our questionnaire about food-related sex stories we wanted to put on a feast for our readers! We've split our stories into part 1 and part 2, so there will be more coming after this one!
So, enjoy this genuine schmorgesborg of delightful and sometimes revolting tales of tasty trials and tribulations from lovers who like to f*** where they eat and eat where they f***.
Before we get into the stories...
If you’re wondering why we’ve put this together, it’s because the Beijing Burger Cup has kicked off! That means voting is under way to choose the best burger in Beijing, starting with the Round of 64.
But is our DNC community happy? We asked people what would they prefer to eat off a lover, whipped cream or a Beijinger Burger Festival burger and the results are in…
Which would you rather eat off your lover: a Burger Fest Burger or Whipped Cream?
61 percent chose a Burger Fest Burger over Whipped Cream! That's a lot of love for burger lovin'. Let’s hope it’s a whopper! But then again, a cheeky slider never hurt anyone.
And now, for the main course! Here are some of the stories collected from all of the foodies out there. Let’s start with all of the sexy stories to really whet your appetite!
Sexy Food Stories
"Whilst eating cheap Japanese food in a basic restaurant, my "date" got really horny so fingered her at the table with she squirted on herself whilst our mutual friend sat across from us, later we went to her place and had crazy sex during a storm even on her open window, the entire floor got wet both from her and the weather, slipped and twisted my ankle on my way out."
"A man wanted to eat yogurt out of my…"
"I went on a date Friday for some for some tacos and when we got to the restaurant we decided otherwise so we ordered nachos and the guy order steak and sides and during the evening he made me tacos with all the side orders which was pretty unique and he ended up feeding me . Afterwards he took me for some ice cream."
"Tinder date came to my place, saw the Nutella in my room and first thing she did was to take a bit of it place it in my penis and had a great meal!"
Revolting/Funny Stories:
"ONE TIME I ATE A BURGER RIGHT BEFORE SEX AND I VOMMED IT OUT DURING SEX SO NEEDED TO EAT ANOTHER BURGER."
"I spit some food out from laughing and he accidentally ate it."
"I had dinner at a new restaurant with my boyfriend on date night and once we got home we couldn’t have sex, we had to take turns using the bathroom because the food gave us diarrhea. It was literally a shitty night."
"I went on a date and the guy ordered fried calamari. When there was only one left I said he should eat it but instead he put it in his mouth, pre-chewed it, and tried to transfer it into my mouth through kissing."
"Chocolate underwear got stuck right “there” and it was almost impossible to lick it off. At the same time thinking to have some remained chocolate down there and eventually inside, just killed the vibe, haha."
"I covered my girlfriend in cream and started licking it off only to find the cream had gone bad!"
"An ex tried to make a chocolate fondue night sexy, knocked over the burner when she went to feed me some sensually. Blanket went up in smoke. No fire or injuries!"
"I ordered shrimp not knowing it was cooked with eggs so I vomited on her beautiful dress because I don’t eat eggs."
Wholesome Stories:
"I once went to an all-you-can-eat donut contest on a date before. Krispy Kreme!! Haha, it was great. That was our favorite treat at the time."
"My date and I went to a Japanese restaurant and he asked me to order food for us. I always go for sushi that has foie gras; but after ordering he said he doesn't like liver. He hates the smell, taste and texture. I had to convince him that it's nothing like the things he hated. He tried and liked it, and eventually eating more than I did. I appreciated very much that he didn't bitch about what i ordered and was open enough to try new food."
What did you think? Nǐ chī bǎole ma?
I hope this has inspired you to be a little more adventurous in the kitchen… and bedroom, and at the very least, we hope this has been entertaining! Happy eating, Beijingers.
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